alex steele

How does one describe Alex Steele? A blonde tornado of a character, her undying love for cats is matched only by her passion for porcelain. Get on her bad side, and she'll scratch your eyes out (but only after giving you the cold shoulder for three years). Commonly spotted with her loyal, if not cognitively challenged boyfriend - he is the brawn to match her brains. An avid wearer of onesies, though it may simply be because the rest of her wardrobe is layered in the farmyard stench of her one and only.

Do you guys know Alex Steele?

Yeah, she gets all the dick and pussy she wants.

by maccers13 May 19, 2016

alex mardell

likes to throw chairs at people

someone threw a chair at me they pulled an alex mardell

by alex mardell May 3, 2018

alex brennan

alex brennan is probably the best person you’ll ever meet. the absolute sweetest person that has ever existed. the best boyfriend to ever walk the earth. you’re my best friend. alex, i love you to the ends of the earth, and i can’t wait until forever with you. i love you so much

“alex brennan is the best boyfriend ever”

by depressed-omlet February 17, 2020

Alex Robertson

In every way a simp

That Alex Robertson guy is such a simp

by Lilhowlermonkey March 1, 2020

alex lee

A fucking idiot thats even more retarded than his mum

hes a fucking shitbag he must be a alex lee

by Goldengaytime March 16, 2020

Melinda and Alex

Melinda and Alex two psycho people who got together and made up a fake 3 way relationship that never existed!

Hey did you hear Melinda and Alex were faking that 3 way relationship with Courtney! I guess her real ex girlfriend was Courtney's lookalike or something!

Wow! Really! Thats absolutely psycho thing to do!

Yea, I know....Courtney finally heard about and got mad and people actually tracked Melinda's real gf down and the girl admitted that she was Melindas ex gf! So much drama! its like Alex can't move on with his life!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

Alex xue

A rich white boy who fetishizes Asian women.

Stephanie: oh Bonnie, how was your date last night?
Bonnie: it was good! he was kind of an Alex xue tho
Stephanie: ooou love that

by MyPooshIsWet October 30, 2020