human

you

Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi

by Mattendo March 3, 2018

human

a meat sack and neurons

We are all just humans.

by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022

Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple October 12, 2008

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 8, 2024

Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons

-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party

by Insert_your April 30, 2024