by amognus October 15, 2022

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

by Evonne_24 September 27, 2018

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024

November 8th is the day we appreciate all people named Mary for being the best wing women ever. Get you a Mary to pull your man
Have you said thanks to Mary yet?
No why?
Its November 8th you have to give her a gift for helping you pull Ben ;)
No why?
Its November 8th you have to give her a gift for helping you pull Ben ;)
by ThatPersonWithNoLife November 8, 2021

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
by cajungeek March 5, 2020
