Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is a fucking cumshot

A "Ur mom"
B "YOU BITCH"
A " haha pp "

by Satire owo March 17, 2022

Ur mom

A phrase sometimes used to make jokes and roast other people

Lmao Ur mom is so fat the police had to shoot her four times for her to die

by Caught in 4k📸 March 13, 2022

Ur Mom

A saying used for literally nonreason. Commonly used by cupules named Ethan and Addison and girls.

Me; How was your day?
Her; Your Mom

by ethanhallway September 20, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a word used by road-men and chavs in 2021 and further on, the people who used these 2 words think they are funny. If you are reading this in another year then 2021 and you hear someone say “ur mom” slap them across the face and make them cry, these people think they are hard and are fake bullies in your secondary school. Call them shanks and tell them that there mums will die one day.

“Heys whats your favourite colour?”
“Ur mom”

by Ava-wxx December 21, 2021

Ur Mom

An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.

Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

ur mom

every single elementary and middle schooler has nothing to say in a roast so they say ”ur mom” or when they have no clue what to say in anything they say “ur mom”

little Johnny:hey Dora what is 5+5
Dora:ur mom😂😂😂😂
little Johnny:😐😐

by Buck27_kendall13 August 5, 2022