E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”

by Liacomeagain November 1, 2019

Rip Some Dick

Verb/exclamation: To take something to the extreme or go hardcore.

Hyping up your friend to go to the gym: "let's go RIP SOME DICK!!!"

by Dikripr January 24, 2024

dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier

“bro did we just get dick wallied”

by kmoneyyyyyy March 8, 2022

big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Big dick dragon

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.

I Am The Big Dick Dragon.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011