Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

DIck

a slang used by man names nelson "nelly nel" residing from the hungry ham Harlem up town

''damm dick i think im about to get a divorce''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY PORNO''
''THAT NIGGA JAZSSS IS MY FAVORTRESSS RAPPPER'
''DICK I YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BOOTY BLASTERS ON YOUR TV DICK''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY DIVORCE PAPERS''
''DAMM DICK I GOT A FLAT TIRE RIGHT BETWEEN 143RD AND AMSTERDAM''

by jimjonescapo89 September 3, 2017

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

Dick Fingers

When your finger smell like dick and smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.

"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."

by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015

Dick snot

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time

I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye

by I am Keith March 23, 2024