chocolate ass

When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch

Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina

by HD March 18, 2016

Ass Cunt

Zach Otto

Zachs a fucking ass cunt

by B-daaawg October 09, 2014

Ass Cunt

The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.

“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?

by Chillin Ballz December 19, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Duck Ass Jit

A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.

“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”

by visiblysnack November 28, 2023

chicken ass

Afraid to fuck.

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 08, 2019

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025