Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

National bra pic day

Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it

-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day

by Jammmy John October 14, 2021

Trolling Day

December 12th is the Trolling day; You have to troll someone until they get mad.

He's trolling people because it's Trolling day

by pseudonymisname23 December 11, 2021

international petty day

When someone like Monika who is very petty goes all out this day

International petty day-

Since you won’t let me win I’m going to dye my hair pink

by tommy69696969 June 19, 2018

Parittnole day

A day in which everyone does at least one thing that the will absolutely regret the following morning. Names for the greats Paris Hilton, Brittney spears, and Nichole Richie

guy 1: I just drank a whole bottle of rum in one going...
guy 2: arent you going to regret that?
guy 1: Probably, oh well happy Parittnole day!

by JohnnyDoubleU January 21, 2009

National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.

Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12

by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019

Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm

Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"

by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020