The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011

Dicked

Completed or finished, over with

Well, at least we got Monday dicked.

by twobytwo6624 July 28, 2020

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Dick-ups

When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.

Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.

by AlwaysThatOneChick August 29, 2017

Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

dick in spanish

Someone that speaks Spanish treating you like shit or bossing you around in Spanish. Usually a Mexican guy talking shit or trash to a white guy.

He’s being a dick in Spanish to everyone. I could be a dick in English!

by Bry Bry July 17, 2018

Dick rider

Someone who won’t hop off a dudes meat.

Seth’s the biggest dick rider he won’t hop off Danny or Pools meat, it’s very unhealthy.

by Cock slayer April 29, 2024