National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere

Yo Timmy today is national grab dick day... You know what that means!

by Jml02 October 2, 2018

fondue dick

The Clap

Don't stick your dick in the cheese, and you won't get fondue dick.

by DemonCupcake March 21, 2016

your dick

is small

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

by breacher69 May 15, 2022

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

dick picz

A codeword for a male to send a female memes often from a credible meme dealer, close guy friend, or even a male at 12am on school night.

Often misunderstood for photographs of male genitals.

Meme dealer: Hey... You alone?
Her: yea, why?
Meme dealer: cause ima send you some dick picz.
Her: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Meme dealer: Look in the chat dipshit.

by Yeslawd November 7, 2020