dick

the scar on camdens face. he has a small one so the scar makes up for it

camden has a small dick.

by 147852bjamdtc April 21, 2018

dick cole liquor

An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.

Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

Singing Dick

Person 1: It’s a singing dick!!!

Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.

Person 1: Yes they can! Look!

Person 2: Holy shit????

OH MY GODS A SINGING DICK

by Thepenisbehindtheslaughter April 16, 2024

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020

Pop a nut/dick

Boys wip out the dick and the girl has to suck it

So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it

by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019

Big dick Marcos

Puro big dick energy but he can’t stand you hoes

“Yo it’s big dick Marcos”#hoesaintshit
#canttrustyoubitches
#tiredofyouhoes

by #freehim November 21, 2021

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022