ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Dick

A shortened version of "an urban dictionary page" used by 'fellow kidz'.

Guy 1: what have you been doing lately?
Guy 2: looking at dicks
Guy 1: that's gay
Guy 2: no, as in pages on urban dictionary
Guy 1: yeah, gay

by SalmonVandalism September 26, 2021

Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021

dick scrunchy

A very fancy way of saying butthole

My boy was deep in her vag while i was in her dick scrunchy

by Baby hitler's penis September 27, 2021

Bollywood Dick

When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.

That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.

by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021