Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016