Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011
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The shape and size of young American men's asses from sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and playing video games all of their life. A sad state of affairs.
by onetrikpony August 15, 2016
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2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
by geese_official December 20, 2019
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