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my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021
mugGet the my man not manmug.

shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.
Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"
by Logthenerd October 2, 2022
mugGet the shut up you're my shut upmug.

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
mugGet the jizz on my assmug.

apple of my caramel

A cute and cheeky way of showing affection!

A play on the sayingapple of my eye
Person 1: You are the apple of my caramel
Person 2: Omg that’s so cute
by Tongahiti June 17, 2024
mugGet the apple of my caramelmug.

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.
by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023
mugGet the milking my creaturemug.

my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.
"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life
by Spghetty April 21, 2018
mugGet the my cardmug.

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
mugGet the Well fuck my ass and call me a bitchmug.

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