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Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.
Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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loop my loop

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My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018
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My bf

My Boyfriend is the best boyfriend out there. He is tall 😍. And very beautiful. He is really comforting and deserving of love. I want to show him what if feels to be loved. I really miss him but i’ll probably see him tomorrow. I love his personality it’s like we’re perfect for each other<3.
Neli: What are you thinking about?
Me: My bf
Neli: Ughh againnn?!?!
Me: Always
by nikolcheto March 31, 2023
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Roasting my face off

When someone’s doing something that annoys you
Bro Daniel’s been roasting my face off all day
by Dirtymoneydotty420 April 11, 2024
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Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead
Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man
by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017
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if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.
Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.
by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025
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