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ass-colbert

His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!
by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025
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mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny
Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me
by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025
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dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty
my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig
by bluebear August 16, 2025
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
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Punk ass cinnamon roll

Cinnamon roll that is under cooked, burnt , too chewy , too flakey , not enough glaze or cinnamon.. basically any bad cinnamon roll
Mama tried to cook again but ain’t nobody eating those punk ass cinnamon rolls
by ToddGPT August 19, 2025
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Ass

This girl gave it her all…
Only to constantly fall…
She tried to stand tall…
She let down her wall…

She let this love in…
She believed…
It what was made her heart complete…
To skip that beat….
Nothing this feeling could compete…

Fear was no competition
From showing this love…
She was dove…
Soaring through the doubts….

Turbulence she met…
But her heart was set…
As long as she believed….
Their hearts would meet…
And her love would be free…
Years went by…
Those clouds in the sky….
Filled her hearts with whys…
And made her realize

She was never his hearts desire…

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