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Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.
Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.
by Fredsauce February 26, 2025
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Dick Fuck

A lame or someone is your way. A pain in the ass.
by Freway November 17, 2020
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skimp fuck

To have intense intercourse with your best friends friend.
Imma skimp fuck chad , example I’m going to skimp fuck this bitch.
by anonymous June 1, 2023
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Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.
-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!
by Potatis November 17, 2018
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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
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