National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis

Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick

by RudeMikie February 13, 2017

Dick

You your a dick

Me: wow your a dick

by Ass eater 10101 June 7, 2022

Dick

A person that looks up dick in the urban dictionary

You are a dick

by f2f hfg October 5, 2017

skull dick

(noun) A brain, typically of a male.

Did you even stop to consider the consequences? Quit thinking with your skull dick!!!

by Zephyr Amadeus September 20, 2017

A Bee's Dick

A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth

He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card

by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020