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by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024
Get the eskimo dickmug. When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
Get the Charmin Dickmug. by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019
Get the Grab dick daymug. This is you
by Used by someone else March 2, 2020
Get the Dickmug. June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
Get the National suck dick daymug. Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
Get the dick squeezemug. Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023
Get the Dickingmug.