to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.

M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"

by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

by S0phzero February 23, 2024

My name is

Shake zula, the mic rula. I’m old schoola. You want a trip? I’ll give it to ya

Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop. Meatwad, you're up next, with your knock knock (my name is)

by ScreamLoud763 July 5, 2025

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015