'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
Get the can i put my ballz in yo jawmug. Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
Get the Punch My Facemug. named person: what’s your favorite anime?
another named person: My Hero Academia
named person: the fandom is filled with the most out of touch with reality people
another named person: glad I’m not in it
another named person: My Hero Academia
named person: the fandom is filled with the most out of touch with reality people
another named person: glad I’m not in it
by omgwhatiswhy June 15, 2023
Get the My Hero Academiamug. Not in my head.
Hym "Publishing my thoughts in public is not bring a morbidly obese mental retard with a chin-beard that makes it look like he got a hairy nut-sack on his face."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Get the Publishing my thoughts in publicmug. me fighting somone: 🙂
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
guy1: hey
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024
Get the mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who knowmug. (N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )
a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe
b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe
b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
Get the my week with Marilynmug. Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
by Lolkekchebureklolol August 23, 2020
Get the mafia in my mouthmug.