loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

Anarchy, My Queer

Anarchy my queer means "there is nothing to fear"

She said:"Anarchy, my queer in front of those who oppose the beliefs others just wanting to live and be free in the face of nazis" anarchy, my queer shalom.

by YYPES December 26, 2022

tapping in my roaches

Bitch I don’t fuckin kno

I dunno whore TAPPING IN MY ROACHES BITCH

by PINKWIGTHICKASS November 13, 2020