Dirty Fondlay

When you start masturbating while on the toilet, and take a shit half way through, then dip your balls in it and drag it across the bathroom floor and finish off whilst appreciating the art you have created.

And his father exclaimed, “I need a mop, he’s done another dirty fondlay in the bathroom“

by victorcrumb01 April 18, 2020

dirty south podcast

The best podcast on the face of the earth. Owen and Bowman elegantly flow from topic to topic, fostering a great conversation and making for a very pleasant experience for listeners. Their witty and out-of-the-box humor always warrants a hearty chuckle.

I just listened to the latest episode of the dirty south podcast! Owens voice made me feel funny

by chuck27897171 September 10, 2020

dirty dumpling

When a girl takes a massive shit in a long sock and smacks you over the head with it.

when you've been a bad boy, you're wife takes it out on you and gives you a dirty dumpling

by poopie brainers 9919 September 25, 2021

Dirty Adama

Dirty Adam
To fuck someone's parents and then let them suck your dick so they can taste where they came from.

Man that dude is the worst, I'm totally gonna dirty adama him!

by vibugyygbhjjiomk November 13, 2020

Dirty Chard

A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks

Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better

Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*

Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital

Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard

Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard

by The Dirty Bunny September 7, 2021

dirty sheng

When a bald headed Asian sticks his head inside a woman’s vagina, causing arousal through the pleasant sensation

I heard that Asian is a master of the old ‘dirty sheng’

by Lil freshly baked bread January 17, 2021

DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020