Dick

A large mushroom that hangs off a males body. Grows when sucked.

that man has a dick.

by Heroine 101 January 3, 2019

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act

Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level

by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023

Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.

Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.

by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023

Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020

Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025