Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

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Juan

Ur such a Juan. Being a dick or a Juan

by Piggyfuggy September 3, 2018

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Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

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A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

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Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

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Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022

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