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fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
by HCVS123 December 21, 2017
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
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Fuck

19th work Fuck was actually used back during the time of king Hendry the first. His country was becoming to populated so issued a decree the no persons should be allowed to fornicate with out his permission. So with this decree he had his court issued parchments to those he allowed to reproduce. And so it became "Fornication under concent of the king " F.U.C.k
By the kings decree you are allowed to fornicate. You are free to Fuck
by Trav2469 April 22, 2018
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Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg
Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style
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Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.
"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
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no fuck u

Lou when he is a big stinky boi and gets the tiger when tell him to no
no fuck u: gets the tiger when tell him to no
by U cant hear me pussi boi April 22, 2018
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Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.
by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017
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