Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023

fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.

Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!

by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023

Smug Knife Cat face

A facial expression which resembles that of a Knife Cat. It differs from Smug Cat face in the level of smugness, having a higher position on the scale.

That friend of yours has a Smug Knife Cat face.

by wheat_chan February 12, 2024

resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)

bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

resting gamer face

the ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game

(blank stare and mouth breathing)

oh no, jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

Eyes without a face

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.

she looked at me in a way, she loved me

she’s just eyes without a face. don’t fall for it

by facewithouteyes March 7, 2024

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024