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Sleep Working 

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.
Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"
Sleep Working by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010
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Workflow 

A bullshit managment word for a process in which they dont understand.
Manager - "This action feeds into the workflow process."
Employee's think " What the fuck is a workflow"
Workflow by DOC1123 August 9, 2008
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Workatory 

Workatory, or in its Latin form, Workatorio, is the period of torment wherein a working soul is made ready for the weekend, or to a greater extent a vacation. Often there is no apparent end in sight to the various forms of punishment Workatory entails and affected souls may forget whether they are alive or dead.

The workatorial process is cyclical and will often be repeated after a soul experiences a state of bliss.
I can't come out with you tonight – I'm stuck in Workatory.
Workatory by objective c January 6, 2010

Communism works 

Something that does not make sense

workspeak 

A special language used by employees that is comprised of buzzwords, jargon, and phrases built from years of doing the same thing over and over again.
In diner WorkSpeak, "Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it" means a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion.
workspeak by HedyBlog February 21, 2008
When you gotta masturbate at work against your will cause of a big inappropriate boner.
+ Hey boss, here are your prognostics for next week. By the way, while I was doing this I got a boner.
- Well there is nothing we can do, if you hard then you hard, just workplay!

+ Hey Jasmine, nice dress. It really accentuates your body

- You like it?
+ Yes!
- Well if you hard then you hard, do you want me to help you workplay?

+ Hey Joey, are you done putting in your numbers? Because my gave me hell of a boner...
- Well you know, if you hard then you hard. Just workplay!
Workplay by Connor Godson September 19, 2019
a shithole full of smackheads and pikeys, you'll often find the common chav or 12 year old wasteman around town center. Walk down town at 10PM and you'll often see the common crackhead having a spice seizure on the bench next to greggs.
Worksop is a shitehole
Worksop by somebody from worksop October 3, 2019