A bum who loves to dick eat and lie. You should never trust a Joshua m due to his sneakiness and inability to get non crazy bitches. He also LOVES touching little kids and its one of his favorite hobbies besides dick eating.
(5th grader 1)"You see that Joshua M over there?"
(5th grader 2)"Yeah, we should stay away or he might try to touch us"
(5th grader 2)"Yeah, we should stay away or he might try to touch us"
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User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
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