National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 18, 2022

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 05, 2011

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 22, 2023

Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 19, 2018

short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.

Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!

by BRAHZILLA January 15, 2012