Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 08, 2021

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!

Please kill me i want to fucking die and explode

by yln1a July 02, 2022

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 06, 2020

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 07, 2021

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel

Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

by Pixeyfr May 05, 2024