Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024

Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024

Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit

Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe

by Mineralwellsmethpipemaster July 10, 2025