Dumpster Pimp

\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.

iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i

by Krimp September 25, 2009

Slick Pimp

A location of considerable valor and divine heroics. A place where council members convene to discuss urgent matters. Located just down the street from the airport.

“Hey were you down at the slick pimp last Tuesday? Could’ve sworn I caught a taste of you.”

“Yeah, I was on after dirty Mike and the boys”

by Wonkarer January 9, 2024

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

Pimp friends

When two or more pimps establish a comradery by testing the local pizza guy's loyalty to his customers as an initiation for their friendship.

"That guy Jon was really cool"

"I know, we became pimp friends last week"

by Solo-jones January 29, 2020

Floodwood Pimp

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.

Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.

by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021

dinner bucket pimp

a man who solely lives off of Fried Chicken and hits on the staff of the local Fried Chicken establishment; a Man who is in a relationship where he is not the breadwinner and does nothing to assist the household except to eat the food that is in the home

Brandon is such a Dinner Bucket Pimp - he can always be found on the arm of the newest cashier at the local KFC.

by Sassy Transcriptionist January 3, 2014

Sir pimp daddy

Lil mikeyyy

*Jared, looking for lil Mikey, calls out*: SIR PIMP DADDY!?”

*Lil Mikey appears*

by sirpimpdaddyswife March 9, 2022