Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Michael Payak

A polish boi who has a hairline that could be used to sponsor McDonalds. Also has AIDS.

Mark: Yo AJ let's go to McDonalds to make fun of Michael Payak's hairline!

by BloodyBasterd December 2, 2019

“Pulling a Michael”

“Pulling a Michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.

“Oh no! I’m “pulling a michael” by spelling environment like invironment!”

by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021

michael jackson

a guy who ran around and yelled/sang HEHE

“hi i’m michael jackson HEHE”

by dkbxdijvdshkvxd March 13, 2020