Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.

Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025

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Taylor is the most trusting person you ever meet and will always keep any secret. Taylor is a very kind person who will care for you even if you are mean to them.

Girl 1) Who’s that? They seem so nice
Girl 2) oh that’s my friend Taylor she’s cool

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

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Drunk Taylor

Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game

The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy

HAhahaha I love drunk Taylor

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021

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clay taylor

A hot guy and all the girls want to suck him dry

You are such a clay taylor

by pussy slayer 445 December 8, 2017

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burton to this taylor

Someone that put and end to your “hoe phase”

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor

by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023

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Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.

friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?

by Anononomouys January 27, 2022

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