Columbus Chocolate Milk

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.

After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.

by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013

Milk Dog

The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.

"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"

by notnyasnt July 9, 2019

Iranian Milk Jugs

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.

Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 4, 2008

milk shake

Female Cum

Man, I totally tasted that girl's milk shake last night!!

by Treepeople May 14, 2004

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021