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Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

Pearl Sandwich 

When a person excretes some of their own sperm into a slice of bread, folds it & gets someone else to eat it.
"Eh girl, fancy a pearl sandwich?

PBJ Sandwich 

When a girl is peeing (P) on the toilet giving a guy a blow job (BJ)
Stand infront of me and I will give you a PBJ Sandwich.
PBJ Sandwich by EPotB January 16, 2015

denmark sandwich

When you sandwich a person from denmark in between yourself and the wall. This could be used in a romantic, sexual, or violent setting.
I gave that cunt at the convenience store a denmark sandwich last week.
denmark sandwich by Slimy joo June 21, 2015

Cosby sandwich

A Cosby sandwich is the act of drugging/date-raping a woman and afterwards making up for it by making her a delicious sandwich and possibly a Fresca to drink. Ex: grilled cheese/ham and cheese/ Bologna.
Dude Dylan swift totally gave that 18 year old a Cosby sandwich!! But at least the next morning he made her a bologna sandwich and gave her a Fresca!!
Cosby sandwich by Pauldings poet December 12, 2015

Man-Sandwich

A threesome between two women and one man. Angel's threesome.
"Those two are down to make you into a man-sandwich."
Man-Sandwich by JamesBeans September 2, 2016