Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.
Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
by mookamutt December 16, 2008
Get the scalp rat mug.Racial Rat - Any douchebag who thinks they're funny by constantly says boring, predictable racial jokes because of them being their only nationality in a class. Size of the rat varies from midget to fat fuck, depending on the type.
Here's Italian-Mexican "Racial Rat"
Them: "Hahahha, I'm Italian with a Mexican mix, so no one can make fun of Italians, but Black people can be made fun of using anything, like if one of them wears a Black shirt with a graphic on it, just say "Nice tattoo!"
Only problem with that is, he has Italian tendency to inherit morbid obesity in his fatass bloodline, and if you slice him open, you'll think you're at Cardenas Mexican Market.
Them: "Hahahha, I'm Italian with a Mexican mix, so no one can make fun of Italians, but Black people can be made fun of using anything, like if one of them wears a Black shirt with a graphic on it, just say "Nice tattoo!"
Only problem with that is, he has Italian tendency to inherit morbid obesity in his fatass bloodline, and if you slice him open, you'll think you're at Cardenas Mexican Market.
by Euphonious Blacksmith June 12, 2010
Get the Racial Rat mug.A female from Dorchester who resembles a sewer rat, has an egregious temper, and at any moment can and will smash a bottle over your head unprovoked.
Timmy, that dot rat over there just cracked a pool stick over my back because I said bless you after she sneezed, what the fuck
by Johnny Hammahstix December 29, 2022
Get the Dot Rat mug.often mistaken for a puddle of water, water rats are aquatic mammals which can be found in the ocean, sewers and school changerooms.
They are extremely violent so if you see one, experts recommend to run away like a girl.
They are extremely violent so if you see one, experts recommend to run away like a girl.
dude 1: theres water right behind you
dude 2: WHAT?? *runs away like a girl*
dude 1: wtf
dude 2: soz i thought u said WATER RAT
dude 2: WHAT?? *runs away like a girl*
dude 1: wtf
dude 2: soz i thought u said WATER RAT
by krazy klaus September 23, 2007
Get the water rat mug.A sexual technique where the woman lies on her back and the gentleman squats over her face while lowering his scrotum into her mouth. The gentleman must simultaneously shimmy his penis back and forth as if to simulate a rat's tail. The gentleman must also lower his hairy anus onto the woman's nose. For those who go the extra mile one can imitate a rat's gnawing sneer.
Rishbah: I was going to break up with her last night but then she let me hit her with the "dirty rat".
Kishdam: NICCCEEEEEEE
Kishdam: NICCCEEEEEEE
by Unconventional Methods October 7, 2011
Get the dirty rat mug.A lead guitarist for a local band who is a control freak, overpowers the sound level of other musicians in the band, tries to control their lives, writes and posts fake reviews on his facebook page and literally compliments one musician, guess who, the guitarist, the guy writing the fake review.
- pockets more of the earnings than other band members
- has a history of not paying other musicians
- creates negative situations to feed the rumor mill in order to defame band members he has had a falling out with
- controls the song list and picks songs that compliment his singing and guitar playing
- never acknowledges the contributions of other band members
- has expensive equipment but lacks the knowledge to use the sound modifiers well
- has a friend or selects a band member to use as a sounding board for bragging Rat Face's guitar playing and personal exploits
- looks at everyone as a potential lackey
- pushes other band members to be on time and eventually wastes a majority of their time
- unable to reach near accuracy and be precise in his guitar playing of various funk and R&B cover songs
- at a gigs, changes the order of the songs in the set list without first consulting the band members
- allows the band to play well beyond the gig ending time without consulting the band members and/or making sure they are compensated for the extended time
- plays so loud forcing the lead and backup singer to scream the lyrics for the R&B cover song
- has a history of not paying other musicians
- creates negative situations to feed the rumor mill in order to defame band members he has had a falling out with
- controls the song list and picks songs that compliment his singing and guitar playing
- never acknowledges the contributions of other band members
- has expensive equipment but lacks the knowledge to use the sound modifiers well
- has a friend or selects a band member to use as a sounding board for bragging Rat Face's guitar playing and personal exploits
- looks at everyone as a potential lackey
- pushes other band members to be on time and eventually wastes a majority of their time
- unable to reach near accuracy and be precise in his guitar playing of various funk and R&B cover songs
- at a gigs, changes the order of the songs in the set list without first consulting the band members
- allows the band to play well beyond the gig ending time without consulting the band members and/or making sure they are compensated for the extended time
- plays so loud forcing the lead and backup singer to scream the lyrics for the R&B cover song
by former-band-member May 1, 2013
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