pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

poop fog

The foggy brown water still remaining after you've flushed a massive poo.

Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"

by Tom Ato September 17, 2016

freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.

i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...

by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

sugar poop

When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.

Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.

by cnobes December 28, 2017

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019