Real one

Robert Ferguson

Robert Ferguson is a real one

by Gangsterpanda37 April 1, 2024

Real yas hours

Not having slept and still being awake between the timings of 5:00 AM to 7:45 AM.

'Bout to put up some real yas hours for this goddamn project

by JayJay25p0 March 14, 2022

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Real Gamer

A person that no matter what happens he will always be thinking or playing video games, you dont need to be male or fat or even have glasses and be bullied, a gamer is a gamer, they care only about videogames and they normally prefer them to people, they have less friends and spend their free time sweating kills.
(they get very excited when they kill someone)

(new guy)- who is that in the computer room on his own?
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!

by it's_real_gamer_4_u. June 14, 2019

Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.

My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Real Gent

A term used by female sex workers on websites like tinder to identify a male who is willing to pay to interact with them, usually through web cam or vip fan websites. Can be synonymous with Simp

"I'm looking for a Real Gent to talk to. Check out my (insert media type here) username: XxFindingDaddyxX

by Fall4Wisdom May 6, 2020