the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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Dark December

Just like no nut November December is when you make dark jokes in front of the minority the minority you are making fun of
“Oh shit it’s dark December we gonna have a problem when the Niggers since they want their holiday from picking cotton

Said jack in front of a gang of black guys.
“I guess I will wait till they can’t breath”

Ex.2

“Lemme send u to the gas chamber with the Jews and Fags ”
Said Kobe in front of the gays and faggots
“I hope this won’t blow up”
by Big brollic requis December 05, 2021
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journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.
Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!
by Cholester December 06, 2010
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Dark Shisher

Someone who shits in the dark, no lights, nothing.
"I heard Danny shits in the dark"
"He's a true Dark Shisher"
by DarkShisher August 23, 2024
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dark sans

by Dhhebebebe April 10, 2022
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Dark Hoppers

TraderGold sent dark hoppers when I was doing an Uberstreak :(
by TraderGold January 13, 2021
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