by Mcjd February 22, 2023
by Sweetmoney June 19, 2021
by MynameisJp August 10, 2016
by Big_money_pants September 08, 2020
Big money swag is the coolest man in the universe. He is the resemblance of currency the perfect being the ultimate lifeform God's fear. He was given a nickname across the street from a 87 year old crippled pimp "criss cross applesauce bling bling chaching chaching Mr take your girl head ass." Legends say that if you see big money swag with your girl your done for. The smooth bald head is so shiny not even the speed of light can catch up. He is the real one the no capper the Mr lunch money man. No one knows where he's at right now but all we know he's at the ends of the earth searching for someone to be a worthy opponent against his baldness.
by BIGTOEENERGY January 02, 2021
Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.
Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"
"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 06, 2021
It's a whole lotta money in this mother fucker
by Yettuyt November 01, 2021