A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
by Chicken nugget boi February 09, 2022
Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021
Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.
by Asheritu November 07, 2019
Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
by Glorz March 18, 2021
Matthew Is A Name
by YourMomIsCute1212 November 29, 2018