cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!
by Conservaxxitive July 08, 2024
by 21Pilotsismyfav October 25, 2017
by sserenniiityy August 22, 2022
Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins
by BRITNEY_BITCH April 05, 2023
Su-Long, the type of guy who would do anything to make someone else as happy as they can be, adding to this they are full of energy and are pretty darn good with ladies...
by Slagermc720 January 01, 2017