june 16th

national uncle eddie day, a man who's so horrible at being a milk thief he's called the midnight milf thief

"hey did you hear? it's june 16th"
"what's june 16th?"
"a day to be an uncle eddie you twat"
"what the fuck is an uncle eddie?"
"a milf thief clam humper"

by CrowWasher June 16, 2021

June 17th

National take your bestie to the mall day

Girl 1: Omg bestie today is June 17th!!
Girl 2: What does that mean?!?
Girl:1 If is national take your bestie to the mall day!!!
Girl 2: NO WAY!!!
Girl 1: YES WAY!!!

by Peppa.pig.oink.oink June 16, 2021

June 17th

National send nudes day

Hey it’s June 17th you should ask your crush for nudes.

by .-.-44564 June 17, 2021

June 18

Send you Ex a Text Day! Go on, don't be shy!

Today is June 18. I need to send my ex a text.

by crackIehead June 17, 2021

June 18

National text your girlfriend something sweet day.

Boy 1: “bro what day is it?”
Boy 2: “bro it’s June 18th”

Boy 1: “hold on let me text something nice to my gf cause she’s the best ever”

by Supernicecami June 18, 2021

june

june is loud. to people that might not know her she may come off as a bitch, but get to know her and she might not be. june loves

celsius and scrolling through snapchat reels. she wears lots of baggy shirts, but loves vibrant colors such as pink or red or yellow. june is pretty smart (but kinda stupid) and adults usually don’t like her, even though she seems exactly like the kind of kid your parents would like.

grandpa: “junes a bitch”
me: “really? i thought you would like her”
grandpa “well i don’t”

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 19, 2024

30th June

The day of rice, where we tell the story of the day of rice, which must only be told on the day of rice and no other day.

White rice: “what day is it today ?”

Wholemeal rice: “It’s the 30th June, rice day!”

White rice: “cannibalism”

by Iloberice September 6, 2024