Jordan

Jordan,also known as mine bomer,is a pathetic loser,who makes art on instagram under the name @minebomer,he likes watermelon flavored candy,art,and his bed and his mama im sorry,50 dub,i really got it tatted on me,WAIT DON'T TYPE THAT,STOP TYPING WHAT I AM SAYING,THIS DON'T GO IN HERE BRO STOP!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU bghb bm cvn hvv cccvfofij bn,alright,anyway,follow his ig or something idek he make cool art :)

jordan trash cans

by idk who i am...... November 22, 2021

Jordan

Big peen

R kid Jordan has a massive peen

by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020

Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Jordan Ross

Both Inspires and creates fear among the people who hear it spoken allowed

Jordan Ross

by The1OddOne March 3, 2024

Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

by Mouth juice November 24, 2019

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016