Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022

Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East

Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-

by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022

Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2025

Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021