Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

Pass the ham

When usually in a gang bang situation two or more men shares the same girl/girls or boy/s. It also applies to a fellow who has his meat treated by multiple users.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.

by DrOpie August 18, 2022

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.

so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome

by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023