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- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
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