Flat-crack

Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
by muncleowns August 06, 2016
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Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
by Bass Drop Donnie June 25, 2012
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Man crack

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?
by Goodchild May 18, 2015
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Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.
OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!
by KayCha February 23, 2011
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Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load
We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load
by Retardtard August 14, 2014
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tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with
“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”
by goose_on_a_roof June 05, 2022
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batt crack

like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a
the docter shoved a stick up the dogs batt crack
by sommy April 18, 2003
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