Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
by muncleowns August 06, 2016
When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
by Bass Drop Donnie June 25, 2012
That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?
by Goodchild May 18, 2015
When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.
by KayCha February 23, 2011
by Retardtard August 14, 2014
by goose_on_a_roof June 05, 2022
like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a
by sommy April 18, 2003