pre-crack

When you crack open your drink before entering a lecture theatre, library, or other quiet environment, in order to avoid the potentially awkward situation that could occur after cracking open your beverage in said quiet environment.

If only I'd pre-cracked my Red Bull before going into the seminar, now I can't drink it for two hours.

by Bad Chef October 21, 2019

Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

crack cheecks

Too get ass, vagina,or sexual intercourse

nigga1: Last night i was with ashley.
nigga2: Did you crack cheecks?
nigga1: Hell yea!

by hood08 October 11, 2008

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy

"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015